I went out to dinner last night with my family. We were celebrating my bother's new job (well done you!) and a very belated 21st meal for him :) We went to our favourite place, Nicolino's in Emsworth. Seriously, amazing food!
Whilst trying to squeeze in a little dessert, my parents decided to give some advice on relationships...if you could call it that.
Dad: Men are fools. Women know that men are fools and go out with them anyway. So now who's the fool?
Mum: You need to date older men. Go and spend more time in a library.
And there we go folks, all you need to know right there. Classic.